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/ The lovely woman-child Kaa was \
| mercilessly chained to the cruel post |
| of the warrior-chief Beast, with his |
| barbarian tribe now stacking wood at |
| her nubile feet, when the strong clear |
| voice of the poetic and heroic |
| Handsomas roared, 'Flick your Bic, |
| crisp that chick, and you'll feel my |
| steel through your last meal!' |
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| -- Winning sentence, 1984 Bulwer-Lytton |
\ bad fiction contest. /
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