Refresh for a new fortune!
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/ Sheriff Chameleotoptor sighed with an \
| air of weary sadness, and then turned |
| to Doppelgutt and said 'The Senator |
| must really have been on a bender this |
| time -- he left a party in Cleveland, |
| Ohio, at 11:30 last night, and they |
| found his car this morning in the |
| smokestack of a British aircraft |
| carrier in the Formosa Straits.' |
| |
| -- Grand Panjandrum's Special Award, |
| 1985 Bulwer-Lytton |
| |
\ bad fiction contest. /
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