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/ The countdown had stalled at 'T' minus \
| 69 seconds when Desiree, the first |
| female ape to go up in space, winked at |
| me slyly and pouted her thick, rubbery |
| lips unmistakably -- the first of many |
| such advances during what would prove |
| to be the longest, and most memorable, |
| space voyage of my career. |
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| -- Winning sentence, 1985 Bulwer-Lytton |
\ bad fiction contest. /
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