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/ Q: How many Californians does it take \
| to screw in a light bulb? A: Five. One |
| to screw in the light bulb and four to |
| share the |
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| experience. (Actually, Californians |
| don't screw in |
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| light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs.) |
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| Q: How many Oregonians does it take to |
| screw in a light bulb? A: Three. One to |
| screw in the light bulb and two to fend |
| off all |
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| those Californians trying to share the |
\ experience. /
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