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/ Awash with unfocused desire, Everett \
| twisted the lobe of his one remaining |
| ear and felt the presence of somebody |
| else behind him, which caused terror to |
| push through his nervous system like a |
| flash flood roaring down the mid-fork |
| of the Feather River before the |
| completion of the Oroville Dam in 1959. |
| |
| -- Grand Panjandrum's Special Award, |
| 1984 Bulwer-Lytton |
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\ bad fiction contest. /
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