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/ Q: How many elephants can you fit in a \
| VW Bug? A: Four. Two in the front, two |
| in the back. |
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| Q: How can you tell if an elephant is |
| in your refrigerator? A: There's a |
| footprint in the mayo. |
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| Q: How can you tell if two elephants |
| are in your refrigerator? A: There's |
| two footprints in the mayo. |
| |
| Q: How can you tell if three elephants |
| are in your refrigerator? A: The door |
| won't shut. |
| |
| Q: How can you tell if four elephants |
| are in your refrigerator? A: There's a |
\ VW Bug in your driveway. /
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