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/ Q: How many journalists does it take to \
| screw in a light bulb? A: Three. One to |
| report it as an inspired government |
| program to bring |
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| light to the people, one to report it |
| as a diabolical government plot |
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| to deprive the poor of darkness, and |
| one to win a Pulitzer prize for |
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| reporting that Electric Company hired a |
| light bulb-assassin to break |
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\ the bulb in the first place. /
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